I had intended to have this post up on the 1st but with everything that's been going on I've kind of drifted a little.
Anyway! Celebrating (what was supposed to be) the first day of the Festive Season we have our first (but not last) mini Giveaway.
I've organised little random giveaways to take place over the next couple of weeks, I hope you enjoy them. I think it's always nice to get a little something you weren't expecting.
The first Christmas Giveaway is courtesy of Marks & Spencers who have offered up 5 Autograph Cracker Gift Sets for you to win!!
A trio of mini shades in a novelty cracker to help create a natural
look, Sorbet quick dry nail colour, nude lip gloss and sand/gunmetal duo
eyeshadow. All shades available from the Autograph cosmetic range
Want one?
This Giveaway is now closed!
Over 1,600 entries and the winners have now been notified! Thanks for entering!
Oh oh oh! And stay tuned for more giveaways including a must have Christmas clutch, a festive post (I've ALL my decorations up and must show them off), the reveal of my money supermarket secret santa, my Cinderella goes to the ball posts and so much more.
Ahhhhhhhhhh! I do love Christmas!! Don't you?
This giveaway is open to entries from NI, Republic of Ireland, UK, Scotland and Wales.
Ok so here's a rather fabulous Christmas cracker joke, (well my 4 year old laughed)
ReplyDeleteWhat is Santas favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even...
Hahaha...brilliant!
ReplyDeleteWhat do ducks before they eat their Christmas dinner? Pull Christmas quackers...hohohoho
Fab giveaway x
What do ducks do before they eat their Christmas dinner?
ReplyDeletePull Christmas quackers! hohohohoho
Fab giveaway! x
What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls!
ReplyDeleteI think this is a good joke, though I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A woolly jumper!
Only me laughing at that?
x
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
ReplyDeleteFrostbite!
Arfarf. Big hugs to you my dear xxx
This is such a lovely giveaway!
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www.the-dailyswatch.blogspot.co.uk
You've ALL your decorations up?? Goodness, I must get cracking (pardon the pun!!) Helen
ReplyDeleteum... err.... as Christmas crackers aren't an American thing.. and.. well.. you know... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI can't remember too many apart from this age-old terror:
ReplyDeleteWhat disease can you catch from putting up too many Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis.
Haaaahahaa (not) :P x
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea-weed.
ReplyDeleteWhat's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
ReplyDeleteMistle-toad!
Why are turkeys wiser than chickens? You ever hear of Kentucky Fried turkeys?? :/
ReplyDeleteWhere does Santa stay when he goes on vacation?
ReplyDeleteIn a ho-ho-hotel!
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his bum.
ReplyDeleteDoctor says "Don't worry, that's just the tip of the Iceberg!"
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
ReplyDeleteYou CAN roast beef.....
Peter
My cheesy Xmas cracker joke is "What do you call a fish with no eyes?"
ReplyDelete"Fssssssh!" It doesn't really translate to print, as it's I's not eyes! xx
Great giveaway! I'm actually planning on making beauty Christmas crackers this year!
ReplyDeleteOkay Christmas joke...
"What do you call a rich elf?"
Welfy!
I have absolutely no idea what most of those things I can follow you on are :/
ReplyDeleteMost of my favourite jokes involve hand gestures. Not rude ones, don't worry!
xx
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
ReplyDeleteAnnette.
:D
How does Good King Weceslas like his Pizza? - Deep and crisp and even
ReplyDeleteWho is Santa afraid of? - The Elf and safety officer
ReplyDelete:)
Great giveaway! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer.
HAHAHA! :')
Great Giveaway!
ReplyDeleteQ: Mum, can I have a dog for Christmas?
A: No you can have turkey like everyone else!
:)
Would I saw these on someone elses blog and though they looked awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhy was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem.
E
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Hi my deary!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the definition of an American Bra?
One yank and it's off.
MWAH xxx
chrismas joke?! wow....I dont know any...(((
ReplyDeleteQuestion: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
ReplyDeleteAnswer: Sandy Claws.
xx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
ReplyDeleteWonkey!
xx
a classic:
ReplyDeleteA neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a beer?" he asks. Bartender says, "For you, no charge."
xxx
Q: What is a specimen?
ReplyDeleteA: An italian astronaut!
*So* awful, but wonderful all the same :)
What kind of music do elves like best?
ReplyDeleteWrap music...
ino, not that funny...lol
;)
ReplyDeleteWho beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan